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? A true friend is someone who
reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
? I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will
bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs
RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
? The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but
really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts....
Friends forever~!!!
? KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To
keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I
swear I'm keeping U..
? We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still
friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely
a lifetime PROMISE
? If friends were flowers I would not
pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love
and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
? When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u
i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm
alone,I'm thinking of u.
? A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your
friend.
? So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear
tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1
yesterday, I met u.
? There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true,
dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
? Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship
never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u
deep within my heart!
? A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to
enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the
friendship between us.
? Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say...
Best friends listen to what you don't say...
? Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they
are always there for you...
? Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends
will leave footprints in your heart.
? As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have
hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is
never a waste.
? Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
? GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
? If you need advice, text me... if
you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you
need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
? A friend is one who knows us, but
loves us anyway
? Friends are like a head of hair.
You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.
? Without humor, life sucks. Without
Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is
nearly impossible.
? Memories last forever, they simply
never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
? Life is a waste of time, time is a
waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the
time of your life!
? A faithful friend is worth more
than all the gold in the world.
? Love is only chatter, it's your
friends that really matter.
? I've nothing to offer so it's love
I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that
I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
? It's much easier to turn a
friendship into love, than love into friendship.
? Friendships multiply joys and
divide griefs.
? Our kind of friendship is like love
without wings!
? Friendship is a sheltering tree.
? I believe in Angels, the ones that
Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of
friends.
? Always draw a circle around the
ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
circles are never ending.
? A friend may well be reckoned the
masterpiece of nature.
? True friends warm the heart, make
you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
? A friend is one who knows us, but
loves us anyway
? Your the kind of friend that only
heaven could have sent.
? I need you too know our friendship
means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the
window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
? Treat your friends as you do your
pictures, and place them in their best light.
? Books, like friends, should be few
and well chosen.
? The world is round so that
friendship may encircle it.
? Working is a delight, leave enough
work for your colleagues.
? My husband and I cannot decide... a
dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
? Remember that you are unique...
just like everybody else!
? I never forget a face, but for you
I will make an exception.
? Nostalgia is not what it used to
be.
? Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat
and drink it without difficulties!
? A good movy can make you cry... so
can onions.
? Those who think that things happen
too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
? Make your life a house your heart
can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden
full of memories … of many good things.
? You cannot buy friendship, you can
earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
? A friend is always welcome ...
Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ...
When it concerns real friendship!!
? Friendship is a wonderful word, it
might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something
powerful, a gift of great value!
? No gold or precious stones ... give
us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to
us
? There is a big difference between
friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is
for ever
? I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me
a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he
gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
? Friends are like stars... you don't
see them all the time, but you know they're there!
? Life is not easy and it will never
be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
? I must have been born under a lucky
star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow
to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
? When friendship is deeply rooted,
it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
? My "aim" in life is: die young when
I am very old.
? When you are lazy, you cannot help
it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
? who digs a hole for some else is
surely no selfish person !
? I am on holiday ... when I think of
holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of
the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!
? A friend is someone who knows when
you need her...
? A ring is round and has no end, so
is my love for you ma friend.
? If my head looks like yours, I'd
shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
? Mirrors should be able to think
before reflecting the images.
? All nice things in life are
illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
? When it is raining setbacks, use
your smile as an umbrella!
? A friend is someone who knows the
song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten
it
? Friend: someone who tells you
things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
? You can eat and drink together,
talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real
friends when you also cried together.
? Before you want to start making a
work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating
first the man and then the woman
? Wherever you go, whatever you do,
may god's angels watch over you.
? Make new friends, but keep the old.
One is silver the other gold.
? A little clown is living in my
heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing.
Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
? My girlfriend ran off with my best
friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
? I would not call myself important,
but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to
know why.
? A new meeting next month ? Sorry,
that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
? Happiness is a disaster. You get
lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
? The only good thing about your own
mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
? He was very lonely. The only type
he knew was his blood type.
? I visited the tax office. I wanted
to know the people I work for.
? I was a beautiful baby. But they
switched my in the hospital.
? Not the lack of love, but the lack
of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
? Flowers need sunshine, violets need
dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
? One day u will ask me: What is more
important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
? Feel good when somebody Miss u.
Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never
forgets u.
? A friend is sweet when its new….but
it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its
you.
? A friend gives hope when life is
low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is
honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
? If kisses were water, I will give u
sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I
will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
? People live People die People Laugh
People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others
may forget YOU but never will I.
? If I were to be anything in this
world…. I'd be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born
in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
? If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the
Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
? A special friend is rare indeed, it
beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I
m for having you.
? They say it takes a minute 2 fine a
special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then
an entire life 2 forget them.
? When God opened the window of the
Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please
take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
? Time might lead me to nowhere and
faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once
in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!
? It takes half our life to find true
friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than
half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
? In my life I learned how… 2 love 2
smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2
forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
? A memory lasts forever, and never
does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
? Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart
because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
? U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got
the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
? Of all the gifts, big and small,
your friendship is the greatest of them all.
? A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your
friend!!!
? The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you
wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never
let you down
? Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before
the final copy.
? The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize
for any inconvenience.
? If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number,
because I'm your friend!
? Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I
like you, you're my friend!!!
? Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
? Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank
or a post office!
? Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is
open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many
good things.
? You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for
help, be a true friend !
? A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at
night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
? Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one
on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
? No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace,
friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
? There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses
last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
? I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave
me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend,
he gave me you
? Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you
know they're there!
? Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and
one of them is me ...
? I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice
as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to
remain my friend !!!
? When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be
uprooted by a storm....
? My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
? When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is
your own fault.
? A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
? A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my
friend.
? If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my
hands.
? Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
? A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can
sing it for you when you have forgotten it
? Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things
that others tell after you die
? You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life
together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
? Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
? Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
? A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can
dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry,
come and borrow it!
? I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I
was not born, everyone would like to know why.
? The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make
other people happy.
? Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages
unhappy.
? A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
heart.
? The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but
really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts....
Friends forever~!!!
? KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To
keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I
swear I'm keeping U..
? We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still
friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely
a lifetime PROMISE!
? If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in
the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a
friend 4ever!!
? When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u
i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm
alone,I'm thinking of u.
? A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your
friend.
? There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true,
dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
? Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship
never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u
deep within my heart!
? A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to
enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the
friendship between us.
? Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say...
Best friends listen to what you don't say...
? Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they
are always there for you...
? Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends
will leave footprints in your heart.
? As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have
hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is
never a waste.
? Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
? GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
? thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It
cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE
fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
? True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False
friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
? FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten
but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let
Go but how U hold oN!!!
? FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To
Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
? If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If
you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
? FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could
be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
? In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is
DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!
? I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by
angels but I call them my best friends.
? Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling
in love with you was completely out of my control.
? A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay
together and never say good bye.
? The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
? I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world
stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do
they will meet again.
? I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I
realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but
we never lose true friends.
? EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE
reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
? We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU
WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
? A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
heart.
? The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but
really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts....
Friends forever~!!!
? We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still
friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely
a lifetime PROMISE!
? If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in
the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a
friend 4ever!!
? A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your
friend.
? There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true,
dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
? Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship
never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u
deep within my heart!
? A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to
enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the
friendship between us.
? Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say...
Best friends listen to what you don't say...
? I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry.
U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I
laugh again.. hahaha
? Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they
are always there for you...
? Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends
will leave footprints in your heart.
? As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have
hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is
never a waste.
? Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is
like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get
BETTER, u get OLDER.
? The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our
friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a
friend like YOU! :)
? Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
? If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can
take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be
there for you.
? 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind
from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as
UR FRIEND
? Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll
always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend
like U...
? Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with
enough $money$ you can buy them back.
? A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd
nite n sweet dreams...
? I have seen angels in the sky… I
have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see…
But I haven't seen anything sweeter than u.
? There r many stars but the moon is
u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that's up
to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
? U may be out of my sight, but not
out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I
may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
? How can u tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind
exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
? Knowing a friend like u has made me
happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would
Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
? If I m in hell & u in heaven, I
always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I
beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
? Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being
happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely
is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
? If I could pull down the rainbow I
would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody
know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
? Never say ur happy when ur sad…
never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel
bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
? Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss
u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its
simply b'coz you are a sweet friend!!
? On a silent night when friend r
few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a
silent wish,dat u were here!
? stars have 5ends, squares have4
ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i
hope our friendship has no end
? Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say
its u!
? Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n'
Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da
day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!
? The years will come the years will
go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u
wil always be my best friend
? when it hurts 2 look back & ur
scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
? i cant txt u roses or fax u my
heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just
wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
? Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur
life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u
left urs in mine -x-
? The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of
sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of
these together to make friends 4ever.
? A friend gives hope wen life is
low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend
is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
? A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS'
UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2
OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
? "In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up &
blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant
change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
? ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how
much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet
and true.1 in a million dats u
? A gun can kill some1.fire can burn
some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power
of ur smile can heal a frozen heart
? There is a gift that gold cannot
buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like
d friend dat i have in u!
? Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles
& whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely
remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
? like a fallen star u fel into my
life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id
send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
? R we friends or r we not.U told me
once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die
b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
? God in heaven God above please
protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i
love my friend whos reading this xx
? A very special m8 of mine.in my
heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel
worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
? Life can be hard & not always
fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough &
no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
? Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4
me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u
sweet dreams 2nite!
? Uve touched my heart uve touched my
soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b
in my heart 2 the very end.
? Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b
lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where
will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
? Friends r angels that come from
above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill
be there for u!
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? I am a killer, I kill people for money.
But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing! |
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? We will now upgrade your brain, please
wait............ Searching............ Searching.........
still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! ! |
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? U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the
intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong
number! |
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? Friends are just like stars. You don't
always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your
friend |
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? A ring is round and has no end, that's how
long I'll be your friend!!! |
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? The morning is just a few moments away. Go
to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is
allways there for you and never let you down |
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? Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with
no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by
Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!
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? Yes, God made you first, but there is
always a rough draft before the final copy. |
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? The NHS regrets to inform you that your
birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital
to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. |
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? This sms can only be readed by someone
SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one
more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! |
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? Secrets, they only last long enough to
break you down. |
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? Live isn't easy it will never be ....
Remember you got friends one of them is me |
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? Wherever you go, whatever you do, may
god's angels watch over you. |
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? Make new friends, but keep the old. One is
silver the other gold. |
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? I am a killer. I kill people for money.
But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing! |
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? When darkness moves in on me, it is the
love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat
and still know to be fully accepted. |
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? Don't feel sad, don't feel blue,
Frankenstein was ugly too! |
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? I must have been born under a lucky star ,
to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow
to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! |
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? Roses are red violines are bleu, a face
like yours belongs to the zoo. |
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? Do you want to be a
star**************************************************look
above and you see stars. |
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? Roses are red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you? |
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? Braindetector activated, calibrating, now
searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your
gsm....still searching.......no brain found. |
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? Umm...your .... ZIP is open... |
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? I'm not as dumb as you look. |
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? If I can be of any help, you're in worse
trouble than I thought. |
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? What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
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? This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way
cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20
cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! |
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? Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but
a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!! |
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? Roses are red violets are blue, shit
stinks and so do you! |
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? Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for
some chicks in your
phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks
found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay! |
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? Life is not easy, and it will never be,
but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me! |
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? If you are in trouble, If you need a hand,
Just call my number, because I'm your friend! |
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? Whenever I see your smiling face, I have
to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! |
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